Kids: Today, as a fifth grade teacher, I was treated to one of my kids...

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By Teach - 09/04/2016 12:45 - United States - Greeley

Today, as a fifth grade teacher, I was treated to one of my kids ferociously digging around in his nose. When I called on him to read, he finished inspecting his "find", popped it in his mouth and said..."yum!" This is a daily thing. FML

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