Today, apparently my hormones can't decide if I'm in my 40's... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2018 01:33

Today, apparently my hormones can't decide if I'm in my 40's or in my teens judging by the amount of acne I currently have. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 4 August 2018 0:15

The irony is that if you join up all the spots on your body, they form a map that reveals the hiding places for the cure for acne, and the fountain of youth.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 4 August 2018 0:15

The irony is that if you join up all the spots on your body, they form a map that reveals the hiding places for the cure for acne, and the fountain of youth.

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