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By Lillll - 06/11/2016 14:10

Today, and for the past four months, my husband has been pushing the name Patrick for our baby. Not because he likes the name but because our last name is Star. FML
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Suffolk_yourself 8

Could have been worse op. He could be pushing for Ringo, Edwin or Freddie

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Comments

Mad_Maxx 18

My name is Patrick, DON'T NAME YOUR KID PATRICK. He will hate it, every Patrick hates their name.

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sgcaudell 27

My cousins last name is walker. He's a huge Star Wars fan. Always said that if he had a son he wanted to name him Luke sky so his name would be Luke Sky Walker. He had three girls...

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talal_icon 19

yeah but Luke Skywalker was cool af tho Patrick Star is retarded.

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Angreal 14

Barry Star...guaranteed job for life in Starbucks

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Lepisma 38

Compromise and tell him he can name the next dog/cat Patrick instead.

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netflixjunkie8 8

Oh my god. Please do. Your son would be the coolest.

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mariri9206 32

Tell him you want to name the baby Jeffrey.

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Steve115s 7

Let him do it and you can name your next kid.

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jakebelt27 2

It's ok. No one will let me name my future kids Chastity or Seat or Serpentine or Leather. Just cause my last name is Belt

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xxtmsxx 0

Officially love your husband! Genius idea!!! I would be tempted to do it. Not sure if I would follow through, but I still think it's awesome. Maybe compromise by allowing his middle name to be Patrick and you get to pick the first name.

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