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By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 21:20 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, and every other day of the week, I sit beside the same person in every class in college. Every time I am reading or writing i consistently get small nudges on the shoulder only for him to show me unfunny pictures from facebook. He doesn't stop no matter how many times I politely ask. FML

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