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By Pharmacy problems - 09/04/2016 18:35 - Canada - Concord

Today, an older gentleman around 60 had come into the pharmacy I work at. He just so happened to be getting Viagra. He looked me dead in the eye and said, I don't need these pills when I'm around you. I'm 17. FML

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