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By anon - 01/03/2016 09:27 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of using cheap store brand makeup I finally decided to splurge and buy myself good name brand stuff. Turns out I'm severely allergic to the expensive stuff. My face is so itchy red and splotchy I'm too embarrassed to leave the house. Fml

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