Work: Today, after working 5 overnight shifts in a row, my coworker...

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By ToolFan1987 - 22/02/2016 04:43 - United States - Ninety Six

Today, after working 5 overnight shifts in a row, my coworker who has been here 13 years decides to call out sick 30 minutes after I got home. She only works two nights out of the week. FML.

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