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By ieffingHATEspiders - 05/09/2016 06:53 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, after weeks of not being able to sleep well, I was laying in bed reading this very site and finally started to drift off. As I opened my eyes to close out the app and turn my phone off, a spider appeared before the lit screen and made a mad dash for my face. I'm awake now. FML
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RhiannonMuh 16

Did the spider cradle you back to sleep? They always do with me after they apologise for scaring me.

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RhiannonMuh 16

Did the spider cradle you back to sleep? They always do with me after they apologise for scaring me.

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GummyJellyfish 12

I thought that only applies to roaches? o.o

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RandallClark 10

It does. Spiders are territorial and like too eat each other.

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Daelynn_17 19

Now I'm awake too.

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GhostFox 33

If your insomnia is that bad in general, I really suggest looking into medication. As for the spider thing... If it makes you feel any better, I once found a quarter sized spider (as in the main body), a two inch long cockroach, and a centipede in my bedroom all within a single hour. Bloody rainy seasons.

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tigeresscrazy 12

You could try reading more from this site an see if it puts you to sleep again

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