Miscellaneous: Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half...

By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML

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By cubs44fan - 04/03/2014 23:25 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML

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Sorry about your dick, bro

By footinmouth - 14/03/2026 22:00

Today, my wife and I were with friends when she said that men who like guns all have tiny penises. "Seriously, even smaller than me!" I added, and only realized what I'd said when the laughter started. FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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Sunday 1 July 2012 2:13

You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...

flockz 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:17

HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....

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Vegnas 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:09

There's a Collegehumor video about this exact scenario. Watch it.

l23VIVE 17

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:15

Just watch "Sex with the Hulk" on College Humor

nikkinurse 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:29

Actually the only part of his clothing that doesn't rip off him when he enlarges is his undies- no great expectations there

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:32

;) He can test his gamma bomb on me any day!

ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Sunday 1 July 2012 9:00

He's one of my favorite actors. I was a little disappointed when he didn't play Bruce in the Avengers movie.

GweedSincE84_fml 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 9:03

"she's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky" haha don't fret op it's not your fault lmfao

Faff 20

Sunday 1 July 2012 9:09

yeah me too :c

McNerdyNerd 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 9:58

It isn't supposed to be green...lol

Greggums 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 10:04

That is a little sad to be honest..

dextermorgan2006 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 11:51

Fag. lol. jk.

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