Miscellaneous: Today, after two long years of trying to get my university to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2017 13:59

Today, after two long years of trying to get my university to reconsider a single grade that ruined all chances of me ever going post-graduate and living my dreams, I was told that I absolutely would have my grade overturned. If I wasn't two years too late. FML

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