Today after spending almost 3 hours pressing ironing and pressing... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2017 17:00

Today after spending almost 3 hours pressing ironing and pressing my pants along with my shirt, along with shining my shoes for my job as a cop. The first call I got I had to chase someone thru a creek, now I have mud caked on my shoes and pants along with mud splattered on my shirt.

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PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 20 November 2017 19:22

Err. You're a cop? Cops arrest people? Arresting people isn't exactly conducive to looking like a model dressed up as a cop, instead of an actual cop. As long as your uniform is relatively clean and wrinkle free, I don't think people are gonna care much. You'll probably have one hell of a time on your first call that involves arresting someone in the nude. Especially if it's because they're on a bad trip and have shit themself.

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