Today after more than a year of the ending my 5 years relationship,...

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By gerogero1 - 22/01/2020 08:28

Today after more than a year of the ending my 5 years relationship, I still think about her daily and dream of her constantly, she was toxic but I did love her Fml

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JasonThorn 20

Monday 27 January 2020 2:02

Sounds more like infatuation than love. That, or masochism.

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JasonThorn 20

Monday 27 January 2020 2:02

Sounds more like infatuation than love. That, or masochism.

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