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By TiredAndFrustrated - 04/04/2016 14:47 - United States - College Station

Today, after leaving class early because I was to tired to focus, I come back to my room to find the lights on and my roommate talking loudly on the phone in Spanish. This is the same roommate who stays up till 3 while I have 8 AMs and never leaves the room. She should have been in class. FML

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