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By change.over.they.said.itll.be.cheaper.they.said - 12/04/2016 02:48 - United States - Bothell

Today, after having been with sprint for 5 months in their change over plan who swore to buy out my contract, I just recieved a collection notice from verizon telling me i owe them nearly 1,000 dollars in late and cancellation fees.

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Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

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Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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