By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.

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Feklfekl2222 32

If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj

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ohsnapword 21

Could be worse, you could be her favorite boyfriend.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

I do that to my husband all the time

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Cerebral_Origami 5

Just be careful she doesn't have you neutered.

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Railroader 16

I'm guessing you have cat scratch fever?

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THEDUDE1553566 24

Who cares as long as she likes/loves you and you guys are happy. Personally I would love being treated like that lol

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thearronaut 10

Hey now, the position of 'favorite' is not to be taken lightly :)

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TrixKae 12

On the bright side you're her favorite.

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JamJarBinks 20

You're not just another one of her cats, you're her favourite!

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tbrill 15

Seems purrrrrfect to me- Isn't said you can tell how a person will treat you based on how they treat their loved ones? If she treats her cats well, at least you'll have that in your favor OP!

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schreibergx93 19

Technically you're her favorite. Also, as long as she's not actively rubbing your belly or trying to make you catch the light this sounds fine. Beard Fondle Friday

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