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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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By pantless - 23/10/2016 09:31 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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By I have no words - 24/08/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, after a long and exhausting day at work, I had no energy to do much of anything, so with that in mind, I got Arby's on the way home. When I did get home and was trying to carry the bag inside, it ripped open and spilled my food all over the driveway. FML

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foolishworkerbee 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.

MoonyIce 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:01

YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.

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rereandres 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:57

how big was that ice cream cone?

Fulysikmulaka 1

Monday 15 March 2010 10:29

Lucky you didn't go through Liquor Land drive through. Then it could have gotten really messy.

blahblah24 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:23

The hell is wrong with you? There's nothing in the world i hate more than idiots that buy cones at the drive thru and try to drive. Honest to god YDI and i hope you learn that driving and ice cream dont mix, idiot

youthink_fml 0

Monday 15 March 2010 13:11

I hate asshole drivers, especially those that think they multi-task while driving. You're an idiot. And McDs? Seriously? Some of the nastiest shit on this planet.

42billybob 5

Monday 15 March 2010 14:14

another car related FML with a woman author. i'm not one for sexist stereotypes... but DAMN you girls are making it hard not to be.

guitardedman 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:29

dude don't equate ice cream with pleasure.. if thats the one factor that makes your day worthwhile then you need some ******* help because you will be fat as shit if you keep it up. if every time you get stressed out you turn to the fridge, you're gonna find yourself much more stressed out when you have to shop in the plus sized store. i'm not thin, but i've come a long way, and i know that this behavior is what makes people fat. i'm guessing you're a teacher, since your name is teachingsucks, and you will have to deal with children/adolescents all day every day until you retire.. these are literally the most inconsiderate people in existence, and they will do what they can to inflict stress unto others. my 6th grade science class made 3 different subs cry. kids are little dickheads, and if you can't handle the shit they give you, at least don't turn to ice cream for happiness.

redbeater 5

Monday 15 March 2010 14:32

At least you didn't look retarted. Oh wait! You do!

alexblue 5

Monday 15 March 2010 19:29

it's funny

FruityLoooons 8

Monday 15 March 2010 21:17

Just one of those days, OP. It's just one of those days.

blastvortex 3

Monday 15 March 2010 23:33

There's a reason that you can get it in a cup instead. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, or at least some clean upholstery anyway. Also, one might wonder if having two full hands on the steering wheel could've prevented that. *bonk* You should've had a V8.