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By farmergirl420 - 13/04/2016 22:53 - United States - Clemmons

Today, after a fight, my husband said he no longer wanted to try for another child. Once he calmed down, I brought it back up to discuss and he refuses to change his mind. I just found out I'm pregnant. FML.

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