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By Liz - 26/03/2018 02:13

Today, after a dry spell, preparations were being made. I showered, put on lingerie, shaved and even smeared my secretion behind my ears for the scents. Just when we finally got on, I leaned in for a kiss, but only our teeth met. I managed to knock out half his front tooth during foreplay. FML

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Saffron Mason 7

Wednesday 28 March 2018 10:56

Wtf, smeared your secretions? Why? That's so gross 😷

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Saffron Mason 7

Wednesday 28 March 2018 10:56

Wtf, smeared your secretions? Why? That's so gross 😷

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