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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 14:58 - France

Today, after a brain injury from years ago I became deaf, then today I woke up and I could hear again. Now less than 10 hours later I wish I was deaf again because my wife seems to be taking the opportunity to make up for all the nagging she has missed out on from the last few years. FML

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