Work: Today, A woman called my job and threatened to call corporate...

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By FuckMyJob - 27/01/2016 08:09 - United States - Houston

Today, A woman called my job and threatened to call corporate because I wouldn't tell her my name. It's part of our policy that we can't. And I got yelled at by a manager for following policy. FML

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