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By OrangeIsTheNewBlack - 29/03/2016 22:12 - United States - Herndon

Today, a week before my gf, who lives quite far away, was finally supposed to move in with me, I get a call from jail... she was arrested and may be going to prison on serious charges. I am almost thirty, and while I've dated many girls, she is the only person I've ever really loved. FML

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Today, during sex, I was getting close to climax, which is unusual for me due to personal issues. However, I got a piercing headache and had to stop. I later found out my birth control can cause sex headaches and the best way to avoid them is to avoid orgasms. FML

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Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

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