Today, a trucker comes in and wants to run 3 fuel transactions... - FML

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By "truckstopworker" - 27/04/2017 17:39

Today, a trucker comes in and wants to run 3 fuel transactions using 2 checks (i.e. a pain in the butt) He wanted to do it this way so he could get 3 shower credits instead of 1. Two hours of this asswipe later, I discovered he had unlimited showers anyway, and was too drunk to remember...FML

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