Today, a truck driver hit me from behind while I was crossing... - FML

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By fortyfivedegrees - 09/06/2018 21:06

Today, a truck driver hit me from behind while I was crossing the crosswalk with a walk signal. My ankle broke so badly that my foot was sticking out at a 45-degree angle. In response, my gf messaged me to complain that I haven't been paying her enough attention today. FML.

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Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 21:32

You should break that off as soon as you get the chance. You maybe don’t want to cross her though, you might end up ankle-deep in some bad shit.

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Symphoniaes 32

Monday 11 June 2018 21:32

You should break that off as soon as you get the chance. You maybe don’t want to cross her though, you might end up ankle-deep in some bad shit.

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