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By DemonEthanol - 04/03/2016 07:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, a man came by the pharmacy where I work. By law, I have to check IDs and confirm the patient date of birth. He was picking up his mother-in-law's meds and did not know her DOB. When I explained this, he got pissed, called me a motherfucker, and stormed off. Because I didn't break the law. FML

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