Health: Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed...

By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By jakestorm - 04/09/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML

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Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By jodafish - 08/11/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

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By Madokami - 30/01/2017 11:37 - United States - Kingston

Today, a customer became irrationally angry and called me a "stupid bitch", all because she couldn't use the coupon clearly marked "30% off grocery items" on a prescription from our pharmacy. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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By Equi - 12/12/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML

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Entitled

By anonymous - 14/11/2020 06:57 - United States - Irving

Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML

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Americanus 7

Monday 16 September 2013 12:02

Some people are just full of crap

Kenuru 21

Monday 16 September 2013 12:02

"You sold me something that I wanted, but it's not what I wanted at all!" The customer service industry is awful.

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asleepingbear 8

Monday 16 September 2013 12:16

She sounds like a shit head

xzeldax3 18

Monday 16 September 2013 12:19

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Grauncho 27

Monday 16 September 2013 12:29

Shame she didn't chew out a cyanide capsule instead.

drewflav 17

Monday 16 September 2013 14:52

Cyanide is the easy way out. I prescribe chocolate flavoured laxatives instead. I wonder what DocBastard would suggest.

micha090 21

Monday 16 September 2013 12:40

You can't cure stupid OP.

mangobbler 11

Monday 16 September 2013 12:54

Did her prescription happen to include something for dementia? Cause if so, then this situation is well explained...

epiphone123 12

Monday 16 September 2013 12:58

Commen number 24, oh yeah. And about that lady, I have nothing to say.

ksks1234 33

Monday 16 September 2013 16:37

¿Qué?

Enslaved 36

Monday 16 September 2013 13:10

She wanted to shit not get the runs. There's a difference butt it's still not your fault how her body responded to the meds. :P

TrinityisLife 22

Monday 16 September 2013 13:11

I'm so glad to see that there are moronic patients in more places than just the pharmacy I work in. I was getting worried for a moment. Yes, people, patients like that woman are almost a daily occurrence. -___-