Money: Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that... - FML

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yes, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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Ian7890 23

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:18

Just think of it as a good deed.

mkymouse90 17

Thursday 24 October 2013 16:19

Thank you too. He probably never thought that smoking would help him out so much.

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lucianaamelia 21

Saturday 9 November 2013 9:26

Uh ohh

neonglostix 28

Monday 25 November 2013 13:39

I loved the illustration style, but the money in the cig case should have been more pronounced towards the end. :/

The_Doctor10 7

Sunday 15 December 2013 21:22

This is what a wallet is for!

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:45

You made him happy

djaygrimes 4

Saturday 12 April 2014 21:28

I think it's funny how the ability to comment on something on the internet turns people into total douchebags.

bossxxlady 5

Tuesday 9 September 2014 17:43

You shoulda just taken one out and gave it to him instead of handing him the pack lol

Bozo_the_cat 14

Saturday 21 February 2015 6:34

How much money was in there

blobs94 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 21:58

Well, schemers....

daemonsparta 16

Monday 29 June 2015 14:13

why... Did you put money in acigarette case?

BonerFart 23

Friday 8 January 2016 6:39

Talk about putting your money where your mouth is...

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