Today, a girl who admits I’m perfect in every way and can’t deny... - FML

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By emehi - 19/10/2018 06:21 - United States - Copperopolis

Today, a girl who admits I’m perfect in every way and can’t deny our chemistry decided to end things. Why? Apparently wanting to start a family after getting to know someone isn’t soon enough for her, so she’s going out with a different guy because he has a daughter. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 22 October 2018 6:11

That's creepy. How can anyone be so desperate for a family that they'd hook up with someone just because they have a kid already?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 22 October 2018 6:11

That's creepy. How can anyone be so desperate for a family that they'd hook up with someone just because they have a kid already?

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