Miscellaneous: Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying...

By Kevin - 29/12/2011 19:32 - France

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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By blind - 24/06/2009 12:11 - South Africa

Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML

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By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By Mortified - 22/07/2025 22:00 - South Africa

Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML

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By cmolloy - 21/12/2011 14:40 - Ireland

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

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By poordog - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote, "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote, "I hope she does." It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote, "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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By nothing - 08/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

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IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:45

It may have cheered her up. You never know. P.S., why would you send a "cheerful smiley" to cheer her up?

graham11 14

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:49

That's the perfect oink-ment for healing! Okay whatever.. That sucked.

Comments

Lovesglee 3

Friday 30 December 2011 3:33

Whats MSN? P.s. R.I.P. and sry for ur loss.

HappyJello 7

Friday 30 December 2011 4:43

Not OP's loss. OP's friend's loss.

javierb88 3

Friday 30 December 2011 4:11

You deserve it for still using MSN

NoobCommenter96 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:15

I'm sorry about her loss : (

HappyJello 7

Friday 30 December 2011 4:40

Well it might cheer her up. Like how Peter doing Bird is the Word cheers up my friend.

mxnuelh 2

Friday 30 December 2011 5:10

Lmaoooooo

Phyre24 17

Friday 30 December 2011 5:43

BWAHAHAHAHA! I mean... BWAHAHAHAHA!

coldsteele152 1

Friday 30 December 2011 5:53

Who use MSN any more?

imwithstoopid126 2

Friday 30 December 2011 5:55

Smooth as a rocky road ;P

ninjacapo 2

Friday 30 December 2011 6:02

Lmao im sorry Thts like the worst ever

shrekus 0

Friday 30 December 2011 6:30

Keep up the good work mrmisfit, I enjoy reading you asshole comments

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