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By single now - 26/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

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By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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Boring

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 14:58 - Canada

Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML

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Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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The hangover from hell

By jeannie - 20/09/2023 14:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML

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By gayvsgay - 06/03/2016 15:31 - Germany - V?lklingen

Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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Here for you

By indefiniteforest - 10/09/2016 04:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML

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jonr93 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:00

That....... is an issue.

lettertjes 0

Friday 26 February 2010 12:07

That sucks, but I love how you phrased it.

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darkmis1 17

Friday 26 February 2010 15:45

Why does everyone think the OP had sex with his best friend? It's obvious that his best friend did his girlfriend. FYL OP.

texasjalapeno_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 3:20

cuz it's possible him and his friend hooked up

walkerellis 0

Friday 26 February 2010 15:50

lol!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 26 February 2010 16:38

I'm torn! On one hand, I love the ambiguity of this post. It doesn't need one more word, because either way OP's gonna have a shitty predicament on his hands. But I'm a bit disappointed too, b/c the username "single now" does seems to say the ambiguity was unintentional. Hmm...

sesp61289 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:23

Wow that sucks! Atleast one of them had the decency to tell you and you finding out later on in the relationship. Ditch them both.

Loserly 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:59

Yeah, that's pretty terrible that the friend came forward about it, but not the girl.

KingRDZ 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:36

wow

NotMeh 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:43

I've heard of that before...

LovinAutumn88 0

Friday 26 February 2010 17:49

Ugh this happened to me about a year ago... except it was me sending that message to my best guy friend. FML. =P

txdiva 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:35

so u and your friend got drunk last night together??? or is ur friend apologizing for getting drunk and hooking up with your bf/gf??!!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 26 February 2010 18:58

The closet door is made of all kinds of wood.

angrynegro7 16

Friday 26 February 2010 19:23

WTF?

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