Love: Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow.... - FML

By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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ah_haha 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 5:14

Imagine the other guy: Today I noticed my hair was looking messy and asked a colleague if I could borrow his comb. As soon as the words were out of my mouth I remembered he's bald. FML

MarcusJones713 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:23

Why is this in the "love" category?

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ILEUX 3

Monday 15 November 2010 16:06

there are always wigs for you to fake with :)

metallakes 0

Friday 3 December 2010 22:34

theta not a FMI...

shylodragon 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 17:56

how is this an FML?

Ikz_Hustler 9

Friday 25 February 2011 8:39

Hahahaaa oh jheez That's funny you should've given one LOL :DD

astriofou 0

Monday 25 April 2011 11:24

he probably thought you had chest hair. ;3

Lis_Sal 3

Monday 15 August 2011 16:06

He thought he was being funny, that's all. Don't let it worry you.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 4 November 2011 1:45

This would be more of an FML if OP had said yes, lent the person a comb, and got it back with lice. At least OP didn't have to worry about that.

angrystare 6

Monday 7 November 2011 4:17

Maybe hes blind

lifeswelllifes90 2

Monday 2 April 2012 18:10

Lol ! Omq Too Funny !!

krystalrosia 8

Tuesday 19 February 2013 10:48

You should of just looked at him until he realized what an idiot he was.

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