Love: Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill...

By nonfreehugs - 04/10/2012 05:09 - United States - Seattle

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 10:07 - United States

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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tne201992 12

Thursday 4 October 2012 11:36

She only gave you a dollar? What a cheap bitch!

MrHotShot22 6

Thursday 4 October 2012 11:36

You got your first hug and you made some money? Sounds like a good day to me.

Comments

stitesy29 18

Thursday 4 October 2012 13:28

Just $1??

Vidrill 22

Thursday 4 October 2012 13:36

I think the money was a rather bad gesture, she could have just asked for a favor if she wanted to make someone jealous. Paying for a hug... It just doesn't sound very nice to me...

falloutboy97 16

Thursday 4 October 2012 16:08

She wasn't trying to make them jealous, she was trying to avoid someone. :)

Vidrill 22

Friday 5 October 2012 13:48

Aw, yes that's right! But I don't appreciate paying for a hug nonetheless....

falloutboy97 16

Friday 5 October 2012 18:18

No, I agree!

mikeofthunder 13

Thursday 4 October 2012 13:38

Yes but now all the girls have seen you hug someone else - you may be getting more hugs from here on out ;)

nado13579 12

Friday 5 October 2012 0:32

But those girls might assume that he's taken now.

evildemonchild 18

Thursday 4 October 2012 13:44

She paid you $1 0_o what's wrong with asking for a favor? o_0

Welshite 39

Thursday 4 October 2012 14:28

You might want to go visit an ophthalmologist; there seems to be something wrong with your eyes.

evildemonchild 18

Thursday 4 October 2012 21:03

I can see that :P 0_o but I like my face expression :3

Bebbo_fml 21

Thursday 4 October 2012 13:54

Just because she is a classmate doesn't mean OP and this girl ever spoke. But good for you OP, I think you're eyes have been opened for a new line of business.