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By SalimVsBill - 26/11/2018 14:39 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, 23 years ago, my parents decided to name me honoring my father's family tradition even though I clearly resembled physically my mother's family. So here I am a 6.9 ft, blond hair and blue eyed guy named Selim Al-Karaji. I tell people my name is Bill so they don't laugh or believe I am lying. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

If you intend to continue honoring that tradition, then you can prove your name with a photo ID. If you're okay with breaking the tradition, why not legally change your name? It must be a bit awkward having to explain yourself when people discover your real name.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

If you intend to continue honoring that tradition, then you can prove your name with a photo ID. If you're okay with breaking the tradition, why not legally change your name? It must be a bit awkward having to explain yourself when people discover your real name.

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