Weird, Neighbours Miscellaneous There goes the neighborhood…

There goes the neighborhood…

Anonymous - 03/03/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML

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Anonymous - 07/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML

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Teamsports

Anonymous - 15/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my husband is very liberal. Normally this is a good thing, but the people across the street have put out a TRUMP sign and he's gone nuts. He built a massive HARRIS/WALZ sign in our front yard and is hassling the rest of the neighborhood about it. Half of them are putting out TRUMP signs out of spite. FML

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Can it, Whitney!

Anonymous - 10/10/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML

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Don't mind me

Anonymous - 16/04/2012 12:38 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

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Stitched up

Busted - 26/07/2010 12:26 - South Africa

Today, I was woken up by the police pounding on my door, saying I was under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs, then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

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Dude - 19/08/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

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welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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Anonymous - 11/07/2011 07:42 - Australia

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

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HSOMGF 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:03

Tell them to move to Kansas and join the WBC.

MrDiezel 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:06

What does this have to do with you

camerican21 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 23:47

So go put up religious signs talking about heaven and crap, or signs that denounce his/her signs. Or who gives a shit and move on

zoraman5 3

Friday 4 March 2011 1:15

38 - ... your picture... I've always wanted to do that but never had the attention span... Thank you for being so awesome.

zeta24 0

Friday 4 March 2011 0:07

good thing ur house isnt for sale

t_w_i_l_i_g_h_t 1

Friday 4 March 2011 0:09

Unless they start putting signs in your yard, why should this bother you?

jess6blondie9 2

Friday 4 March 2011 0:54

Gotta love neighbors. (:

TurboLCR 0

Friday 4 March 2011 0:59

pour a bit of petrol on each one and set them on fire. then take an arty picture for the lulz .. 

marinus_fml 19

Friday 4 March 2011 1:17

Is this an FML because you just realized you're going to hell, or because of your crazy neighbour?

skyeyez9 24

Friday 4 March 2011 1:17

Is your neighbor Fred Phelps?

TheJtSwift 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:26

If You Don't Like It, Don't Read Or look at Them! See!!! Not So Hard Huh?

TJSpeed91 4

Friday 4 March 2011 1:30

I'd say your going to hell for forcing bull sh*t down the whole streets throats and exposing young children to unnecessary conduct. Then smile and flip them off and walk away. =D and you religious freaks shut up you shouldn't even been looking at FML's lmao!