The self help books are over there

Noname - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
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9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Don't fret. It's one of the oldest library pick-up lines there is.

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Nap_fml 0

so you made a boring libraryguy emo by just existing? well if that isn't a good FML than I don't know what is

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BenTaz 7

Should have just replied "Then don't watch".

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Wayne913 13

Why the hell are you staring at me? Sounds pretty unproductive of him.

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Anxal 4

I can't imagine the face you had in that momment, f**ck him.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I would have replied, "it makes ME depressed to know that your life is so boring that you feel the need to watch library patrons and comment on their level of productivity."

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SaraWinterHeart 15

Refer him to books in the 150 Dewey Decimal Classification. That's how you productively tell someone to go **** themselves.

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