Animals, Dogs and Break-ups: The old switcheroo - FML

The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 22/09/2026 12:00 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my husband and I were are fighting for custody of MY two dogs. Then I found out in court that a year into our marriage, he ran one of them over with his car and then had to get a new matching one, and didn’t tell me. He said, “I paid for it so I should keep it.” FML

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TomeDr 24

Tuesday 22 September 2026 13:14

I’m sorry but HOW did you not know this one of your dogs was replaced with a lookalike?

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 22 September 2026 21:43

He's an absolute psychopath. Get custody of both of them.

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TomeDr 24

Tuesday 22 September 2026 13:14

I’m sorry but HOW did you not know this one of your dogs was replaced with a lookalike?

Hangryko 31

Tuesday 22 September 2026 21:43

He's an absolute psychopath. Get custody of both of them.

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