The morning after the night before

college student - - United States - Oxford

Today, I woke up with a vicious hangover. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to dozens of cans strewn all over the floor. I don't remember buying half the store's supply of pork and beans. FML
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garrett_8614 14

Well if you ate all those beans, I don't think a hangover is the only problem you'll be experiencing today...

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ileenefudge 29

Sounds like you should take a break from drinking for a while if you get so drunk that you can't remember what you did or where you went the night before.

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Kryptonites1 16

Maybe you had the munchies?

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worldclassrager 39

The bright side is you could have bought something worse...right?

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TommyG493 11

I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of pork and beans

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linnie_wesker 20

10/10 A+ for a TPB reference.

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squarecircles 13

Bean there, done that

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spring212 7

How is this anything but YDI? No one forced you to drink to the point of blacking out. And if you went to the store when you were that drunk, did you drive yourself? If you did, how many other people did you put at risk for your stupid pork and beans?

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Microtron 11

I don't even like pork and beans. Ultimately I donated them to a local church's food pantry.

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