The art, the artist

By waltzy777 - 26/04/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
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24788 6

HAHA owned, that's not so bad though. She's 83 and has probably been through enough to not care.

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goode48 0

how the **** do you do that haha thats some creativity

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propelks09 0

lol i think the penis would have showed up even if you finished mowing the rest of the grass. i lmao when i read this @#109 for 1: you could probably draw a penis in a smaller yard too and for 2: just because someone's yard is big doesn't mean anything about their standard of living

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propelks09 0

i meant @# 106^

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lolwut_fail 0

This is hardly an FML. You have just discovered your calling in life; you are to be a landscaper. If you can draw an image of a penis with a lawnmower, I'm sure you have a true talent at mowing lawns.

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hir23 0

HAHA my boyfriend would SO do this. His grandmother is also 83.

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#30 I don't believe I have ever laughed harder on FML!

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doof_fisch 2

#30 made me laugh out loud. #11 What is a spliff?

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ful_fml 0

I'll be 20 in a month and the biggest regret of my life thus far is that I've never mowed a giant **** on my parents front lawn.

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gabbyisagirl 0

I think shes seen a penis before *roll eyes*

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kellster 2

Phallic obsession, much? Get a life, dude.

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thequeenofscots 0

I will never understand people and their obsession with drawing/inscribing/carving/cutting/etc phallic symbols into various mediums. Just go play with it in your room and spare the rest of the world your immaturity. And #30: You are my hero.

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