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Happy birthday to you
Anonymous - 22/04/2025 15:00 - United States
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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway
elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01
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Happy birthday indeed
Anonymous - 17/11/2025 15:00
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Better luck next year
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VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States
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Life is a roller coaster
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thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco
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Mid-life crisis
Anonymous - 04/01/2025 12:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt
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as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead
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mama2b3
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awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?
Believe me, he is telling the truth, just accept it and STFU
people complain too much..
stephanie0613
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Hahaha how funny. Sounds like somethingg my dad would say! But my dad love's to joke around, idk if that's the case with your dad.
MissErikaHart
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op sounds like a family of inbreeds.
LeoFML
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Gunna need an amazing eraser for that mistake.
good rolemodel.
sounds a bit like my dad
at least he was telling the truth!
i think tattooes are gross anyways.
agreed
Agreed, @2 funny pic
itstrishabtw
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shut up, damn
jellyfish_735
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u should've told ur mom to take u to get the tattoo :p
I'd punch him in the face.
Me Two!
MAGNAVOX
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Accidents happen OP.
perdix
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Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!
fatty_mcfathead
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Wow that bites big time. My mom is the same with my brother:P
FFML_314
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Go star in a series of **** movies and deliver them to all of his co-workers. That should piss him off.
perdix
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That couldn't possibly backfire. One day she'll walk in on him whacking off to one of her movies. Between squirts, she'll get that apology she so desperately wanted.
lulllllllz
mintcar
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Wow, that's gotta hurt. :/
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Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!
awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?