Animals, Cats, Coffee and Cute: Tasty treat - FML

Tasty treat

By Yudith - 22/09/2026 20:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I caught one of my cats drinking my coffee again. Seems like I'll have to buy one of those mugs with a ceramic lid. FML

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 22 September 2026 21:44

Am I the only one who wants to see a cat on caffeine?

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 22 September 2026 21:44

Am I the only one who wants to see a cat on caffeine?

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