Stimulating

By Wow - 13/03/2012 04:38 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am so sexually deprived that I get aroused when plugging my headphones into my computer. FML
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kings1fan 6

Imagine how she feels when she fills her gas tank up!

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rattusrattus 18

Tip from your Auntie* Rattie - buy a vibrator and some lube. You can get them online if you feel embarressed going into a shop. *Auntie being metaphorical in this case, not indicative of actual relation.

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br0ccoli 14

Women don't have a hard time getting sex if they really want it. Guys are 98% of the time receptive to get some action even from strangers. If you are getting turned on by inanimate objects, I'd say this is a good option. Go get em tiger! (or get a vibrator)

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AntiLove187 4

Yall are ******* retarded.

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KiddNYC1O 20

A lot of us guys feel that way when revving our sports cars.

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mboehm88 3

Well you see...when a man loves a woman very much...

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Calyx_fml 21

What happens when you plug it in and pull it out over and over?

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hateevryone 14

You need to get laid....bigtime *stewie's voice*

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C0N71NG3NCY 6

You could try to lose some weight and stop acting like you're 16 and "oh so cute", that might help. Be proactive!

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silentblack 0

So u need somebody to download their hard drive into ur software.

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