Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
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dino_witha_cape 0

take all of his tires off of his car somehow, and leave a note saying "at least i'm not a dick"

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JBiz_fml 0

I need to hear the whole story to vote ,

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stegd133 0

i'm tired of girls doing shit to guys' cars when they break up thinking they'll get away with it. i say good for john - and maybe you should consider what would inspire him to do that too?

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WIDRR 0

If you jacked up your car first, how did you remove the flat? :D it would keep spinning silly

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dreago87 0

Damn thats so messed Up... Let me check to make sure my spare is in my trunk...

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cthulhu1138 1

Incredible bit of revenge here, calculated to do maximal damage when the victim least expects it. Props to John.

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JohnFR33M4N 0

sue him shitless...or is it shirtless?

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mattmag 0

well, maybe you are a bitch. who knows. but he is definitely an asshole for stealing your tire.

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begrunge 0

what is it that you did that pissed him off so much? i doubt he would break up with you and then call you names that imply you're the mean one.

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depechemoses 0

Well, is he right? I mean, what were the terms of the breakup? I mean, all I'm saying is, you probably deserved it.

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