Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Quite the hobby

Quite the hobby

By chellegbelle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Graham

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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You deserved it 2 170

Death at one's elbow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML

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New or used?

By Dez Johnson - 07/03/2021 11:01

Today, I discovered that my old roommate had left a full bag of cat litter on my porch and all over my yard. FML

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You deserved it 90

Bad dog!

By A…… - 23/05/2015 03:25 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 465

You deserved it 2 574

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 00:43 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML

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You deserved it 2 187

By EwwGross - 31/08/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 1 959

By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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You deserved it 2 655

The poop delivery lady

By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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You deserved it 2 862

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 184

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 421

Tyl0 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:48

Move?

greeneyebeauty9 28

Thursday 15 May 2014 12:51

I'm curious as to how you found that out..

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Boeneman 3

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:37

you could order them oline or go to the dead shop and buy them no big thingl.

ksks1234 33

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:55

What is a dead shop?

YawMoney 14

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:37

Dexter Lector

conman531 23

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:39

Get as far away from that neighbor as you possibly can.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:44

New or used?

rockhead1270 5

Thursday 15 May 2014 17:59

What a stupid post

liesseling 13

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:23

used ones?

Curlytwirly22 17

Thursday 15 May 2014 19:24

Move today !!!!!!!!

Naule 11

Thursday 15 May 2014 20:24

Just hoping for OP they are empty and will remain that way

ibanghellokitty 8

Thursday 15 May 2014 21:32

Wait till you find the body op ;)

CondemnedAngel 3

Thursday 15 May 2014 22:45

Well. I think it's time to look for a new place to live. >.>

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Today, after two weeks of migraines, my doctor informed me that bowel movements are one my triggers. This means every time I shit, I will have a headache. FML

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Today, I found out that one of my subordinates, who is whiny, incompetent, undermining, the definition of passive-aggressive and stupid, was given a pay raise. She now makes more than me. My boss values a complete moron over me. FML

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Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

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Today, my new neighbour is delusional. She’s only lived next door 3 weeks and she’s called the police on me 11 times for “taking his bin out so he can look in my window”, “hanging out the washing so he can look in my window” and “barbecuing with his kids so he can look in my window.” Crazy bitch. FML

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Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML

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Quite the hobby

Same thing different taste

Death at one's elbow

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Bad dog!

The poop delivery lady

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