Pissed

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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summerloolooloo 0

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

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zombzomb 0

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

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fxdxhk90 0

In all fairness she is not a ginger, she is what we refer to as a "daywalker", but none the less, most of her comments are pretty stupid.

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tweetbaby14 18

wait was the kid fat or was he hung?

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wandaax03 0

yeah, I would rather have pee on the pants I'm wearing for the entire day instead of on my legs where I can wipe it off.

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hiuwo 0

well at least you can wash it off but not soak your leg in pee.

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xsi0pao 0

ahhwwhaha thats ******* gross. one of the reasons why id rather use the stall.

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missybopoo 1

Well at least you weren't wearing pants which would have kept the smell and moisture longer than just wiping off your legs.

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missybopoo 1

why the he'll CANT #22 wear shorts?!

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Spooksu 0

But if he wore long pants he could have changed to his p.e clothes

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