Friends, Anxiety, Cats and Party: Party time!

Party time!

By haileypaige123 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my first party, hoping to maybe meet some people. I was there for 4 hours, and the person/thing that I interacted most with was a cat. FML

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2muchfun1 7

Monday 6 February 2012 18:52

Did you get some pu$$y?

waveringatom 1

Monday 6 February 2012 18:53

I already see your future as a lady with 40 cats in her house. I love animals do I see nothing wrong.

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Kade20 4

Thursday 29 November 2012 9:59

So your the creep that was with the cat the whole time! I finally figured it out!

RexRocks 7

Friday 7 August 2015 18:24

Time well spent

justamoderator 11

Thursday 11 August 2016 10:41

Thing??? Since when are animals things?

Emma Marshall 19

Monday 12 November 2018 2:52

I don't see the problem? I try to hang with the animals and avoid the people.

mmm1810 22

Monday 21 June 2021 17:23

How does this say it was posted today but the oldest comment is from November and I’ve already voted on it?

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 22 June 2021 10:24

Look how many people voted on it - it’s not from this year. They occasionally share old FMLs with the current date, not sure why

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