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Anonymous - 04/08/2009 12:02 - Singapore

Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said, "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild." FML

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SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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sadgirl - - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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tryfailtryget11 - 05/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were messing around and I always jokingly say, "You're adopted, nobody loves you!" to everybody. His reply, "That's pretty fucked up, I am adopted." He really was. FML

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Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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Anonymous - 07/12/2021 22:59

Today, my dad justified leaving two of my three kids out of his will because they’re adopted and so not really his proper grandchildren, telling me I can’t seriously expect him to just give his money to people who aren’t real family members. FML

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Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML

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Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

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barri - 16/12/2009 07:28 - Costa Rica

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

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Booze-fuelled family drama

Anonymous - 08/02/2022 11:59

Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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hazeleyes_127 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:16

get revenge... start calling him by his name and not grandfather.. if he says something say well your not my real grandfather anyway right

lovelymistake23 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:12

I'm adopted too, I would have felt like shit if someone in my family said that to me. :( Sorry, you're grandfather is an ass.

Zakuraa 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:28

ouch, that would hurt my feelings..

jlenn 0

Monday 23 August 2010 0:44

That's why you should have old people put down

zendaddy0 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 14:52

if thats how u found out i want you to punch your grandfather

forgetspaces 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:07

that's what happens in singapore

kaitisgrait 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:14

to number 48, thank you :) I am yet another adopted child who can only sympathize with the OP. OP, your grandfather is a dick :( I can't even imagine how terrible I would feel if someone in my family said something like that. oh. and 45? trolling really isn't funny anymore. you're pathetic.

sam0539 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:38

wow hes a but hole

sam0539 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:38

wow hes a butt hole

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Monday 15 August 2011 22:35

my dads dad told my parents that he wanted nothing to do with me and my sister bc we arent his real grandkids bc we were adopted. my parents then decided they wanted nothing to do with him. so i share your pain.