Animals: Oh no…

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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Sunday 27 April 2014 2:06

Wabbit season

lat1404 16

Sunday 27 April 2014 2:08

Did they just keep the rabbit loose in their garden? How did your dog get it?

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keeks46 12

Tuesday 29 April 2014 20:15

Buy the girl a new rabbit?

mclovin22897 15

Wednesday 30 April 2014 7:16

Buy her another bunny that looks identical and hope she doesn't find out the tradegy of her dear pet bunny.

titoski 5

Wednesday 30 April 2014 19:18

never speak of this to anyone

blackcatgirl46 21

Monday 5 May 2014 12:46

Uh Oh! : (

ibanghellokitty 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:42

Don't tell the neighbour. Pray to god that they didn't find out...

XBurytheCastleX 25

Wednesday 13 August 2014 23:23

Keep your damn dog in your yard!

miriamfrank 22

Monday 14 September 2015 4:58

Sometimes it's better to not say anything..

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