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Nobody Loves You (When You're Down and Out)

By Anonymous - 23/09/2026 03:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I’m a good man, ready to settle down and build with a good woman, but no one wants to take a chance and build something with me because I'm temporarily living in a homeless shelter. That doesn’t make me unworthy or undeserving of love. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 23 September 2026 4:22

You can’t take care of yourself, yet you expect someone else to rely on you as well? Look up the pyramid of needs. You are quite literally stuck on likely food and shelter. Not even close to reproducing and societal/social needs

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tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 23 September 2026 4:22

You can’t take care of yourself, yet you expect someone else to rely on you as well? Look up the pyramid of needs. You are quite literally stuck on likely food and shelter. Not even close to reproducing and societal/social needs

copalolita 16

Wednesday 23 September 2026 6:24

Don’t worry dude there’s lots of good women out there that aren’t gold digging shallow ass bitches.

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