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Nice neighborhood you've got here

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

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Jimmy - 02/08/2019 12:00 - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a skinhead sucker-punched me in the gut, grabbed my football, and ran away, giggling like a maniac. FML

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Suburbia

Anonymous - 26/07/2011 14:05 - United Kingdom

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street, about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

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Headshot

PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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Nice neighborhood

Frustrated - 03/01/2014 02:24 - United States - Tustin

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

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Run!

Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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Kick it

lukey101 - 25/04/2025 06:00 - Australia

Today, my worst fear was realised while walking past an under 15’s football game. The ball landed right by me and I attempted to kick it back, except it went flying diagonally & ended up even further away. I’m a 36 year-old man and got roasted by a bunch of 15 year-old boys. FML

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anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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binga1496 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

I have a neighbor who threatens to shoot me with his nail gun if i step in his yard :/

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:54

Bring a shotgun out to your back yard and kick another one over the fence. Then wait...

its_love2 31

Monday 28 November 2011 0:37

simple, CAL: THE POLICE... thats a crime, sorry you live next door to crazy people :/

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:56

I think you would have more fun in a real field anyway! Don't blame the guy, we had kids coming in our yard all the time. Then shit started to go missing! Wasn't our next door neighbor, but his friends!

CheckYourPockes 4

Monday 28 November 2011 1:58

Light the ball on fire, kick it back over and yell "Do it again and it'll be your house" thats what i'd do

dansco 24

Monday 28 November 2011 3:31

Call the police and get them done for the threats. its only a football ffs

emosk8er4life 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:05

screw the bouncing Betty, time for an I.M.S

Forodin 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:09

They are full of it

xxxmeisiejxxx 20

Monday 28 November 2011 9:49

Wow, you have freaky neighbours ;) Good luck with not being killed.

Bullheard 0

Monday 28 November 2011 13:26

they should fuckn pay for it!!

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Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:36

Son (or Miss), you've gotta be proactive with neighbours. If you can't taint their water with a gut wrenching additive, pump some iron for a few months then kick THEIR asses.