My dog has a bad bladder and tends to go on the floor. Not an... - FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2017 20:22

My dog has a bad bladder and tends to go on the floor. Not an issue, I mop it and the job is done. The issue, though, is that today I didn't get to it fast enough, I'm dogsitting for a friend, her dog just rolled around in my dogs pee, and she comes to pick her up in 5 minutes. No time for a bath.

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