Love Misunderstanding of the night

Misunderstanding of the night

milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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Bo - 22/04/2009 13:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. The girl I'm madly in love with referred to me as her 'Gay Friend.' She refused to kiss me in Spin-the-Bottle as 'She didn't want to do anything with anyone that night'. She then made out, and slept with, my 'best friend' whom she had never met before. FML

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anon - 05/09/2016 08:17 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML

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13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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Tag - 07/09/2015 00:54 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:07

YDI for thinking small talk at a party was worthy of a kiss.

BelleElle_fml 5

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:03

and you couldn't tell?

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Wednesday 16 June 2010 11:15

guys, not every gay guy is flamboyant, there are plenty of guys that you wouldn't be able to tell. Op - ydi, sorry but you said you met him that night. trying to kiss him probably freaked him out. if you're going to kiss boys you just met, you should probably make sure they're interested already first.

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Wednesday 16 June 2010 18:04

This is why you don't kiss on the first date. This wasn't even a date. YDI

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Thursday 17 June 2010 6:59

It was probably just an excuse not to kiss you. :)

zabimaru1000 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:53

wow. in the place where i live, it's the total opposite. all the girls nearby are total bitches and reject all the guys (including me).

sleeper88 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:34

lil hint for you honey straight guys dont spend ALL NIGHT AT PARTIES LOOKING FOR A HOT CHICK TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH although your life does suck i say you deserve it cuz thats what you get for trying to give it up to some guy at a party

467itsbritt 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 22:41

sorry hun if anything you too pretty for him could't handle=D be glad didnt' led on say was then date firend who ends friendship

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Sunday 20 June 2010 0:06

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOO FYL!

goldenkiwi12 0

Monday 21 June 2010 5:01

A straight guy would never say they're gay and not kiss a girl. Anyways, if he was straight, he wouldn't have waste his time talking to you if you weren't attractive.